This should be a book for kids.
These are friggin’ awesome.
nah i didnt want to sleep this week.
Bathtub by The Front Bottoms
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
im lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf ♡ any takers?
Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!